MAKING EXCUSES

I am amazed about how good I am at making excuses not to go to church on Sundays.


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TOO POOR

Forgive people who smoke in public places, for they are probably too poor to afford an education.


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IGNORE PIRACY

How can we ignore piracy when an original is already one week worth of groceries?


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FROM THE INSIDE

Houses are like people. I always wonder what they look like from the inside.


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SPEAK SOFTLY

I speak softly, but my thoughts are venomous.


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PUTTING UP

Now why would any woman put up with a man who hits her?


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SOME THINGS

Knowledge is power, but there are some things you're better off not knowing.


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ON A PLATE

I told tipay that being a housewife makes me feel like a parasite to your dad.

Without batting an eyelash she replied.. "well, serve your vagina in a plate!" LOLz.



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WHEN I SHOUT

More people listen to me when I write than when I shout.


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SCARED OF DEATH

I'm so scared of death.. slow and painful death.


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GOOD AT SPELLING

I was good really at spelling until they invented Nokia. LOLz.


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SOME THOUGHTS

I have to get some thoughts out of my system before they can consume me.


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NO ONE OPENED

No one opened until I tried knocking.


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UNFULFILLED DREAMS

I, too, have regrets and unfulfilled dreams.


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FOR GRANTED

Don't take people for granted just because they said they'll always be there.


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IN WEAKNESS

Just like most men, your daddy never allows himself to fall on his knees in weakness.


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MY MISTAKES

Learn from my mistakes son. It's easier that way.


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SO IS HAPPINESS

Sadness is temporary. Unfortunately, so is happiness.


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PERFECTLY OK

I'm 27, but sometimes I still don't know what to do with my life.


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HELPING OTHERS

Helping others, as it turns out, doesn't make loyal friends.


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BEAUTIFUL WORLD

How can God create a beautiful world and not give us wings so we could see all of it?


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NOT MY VIRTUE

Patience, is certainly not my virtue. LOLz.


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WINNING NUMBERS

Voting makes me feel like writing my winning numbers on a lotto ticket.


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NOT THEIR SOULS

We can afford to pay for our house helps services, but not their souls.

Be nice.



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REPAY MAMA

I can never repay Mama even if I hang myself upside down.


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